In the our world, role-play and fantasy often take center stage. Sometimes, a scene calls for the visual effect of cum, but using the real deal isn’t always possible or desired. Whether it’s due to hygiene concerns, limits, or simply wanting more control over the situation, creating your own fake cum can be a fun and empowering aspect of your toolkit.

What is Fake Cum?

Fake ejaculate, or fake cum, is a substance designed to mimic the appearance, texture, and sometimes even the taste of real semen. It’s used in various contexts, including adult film production, some BDSM scenes, and even as a novelty item for sexual exploration.

Fake Cum in Adult Video Production

In the adult film industry, fake bodily fluids are a staple for several reasons:

• Hygiene and Safety: It eliminates the risk of transmitting sexually transmitted infections and maintains a clean and controlled environment on set.
• Camera Appeal: Fake ejaculate can be created for optimal visibility and texture on camera, ensuring it looks convincing and aesthetically pleasing.
• Performer Comfort: Some performers may have personal preferences or other reasons that make using real ejaculate undesirable.
• Versatility: Fake ejaculate can be easily customized in terms of color, consistency, and quantity to suit the specific scene.

Types of Fake Cum

Before we dive into recipes, let’s talk about safety! It’s important to choose ingredients that align with how you plan to use this stuff. Here’s a breakdown of the different types I have here:

Body-Safe: These recipes are safe for external use on the skin and may also be safe for use in various orifices. However, they are NOT necessarily safe to ingest. Always double-check the safety of each individual ingredient if you plan to use it internally.

Ingestible: These recipes are safe to consume. However, they are NOT necessarily safe for external use on the body or in various orifices. Some ingredients that are safe to eat can disrupt the delicate pH balance of the vagina, potentially leading to yeast infections or other irritations in women.

Body-Safe and Ingestible: This is the most versatile and safest option! These recipes use ingredients that are safe for all-around use. This means they are safe for external use on the skin, can be used in various orifices without worry, and are also safe to consume. This provides maximum flexibility and safety during scenes that involve a variety of activities.

Recipes

Body Safe

Cornstarch Cum

Ingredients:

• Cornstarch
• Water
• Optional: Food coloring (for a more realistic tint)

Instructions:
1. In a small bowl, gradually whisk together cornstarch and water until you achieve your desired consistency. Start with a small amount of water and add more as needed.
2. If using, add a tiny drop of food coloring and mix thoroughly.

Ingestible

Egg-cellent Cum

Ingredients:

• 1 egg white
• 1 cup of water
• 2 tablespoons of cornstarch
• 1 tablespoon of greek yogurt
• a pinch of salt (you can skip this if you want)

Instructions:

1. Mix 1/4 cup of water with cornstarch until it’s dissolved
2. Pour 3/4 cup of water into a pan and bring to a boil
3. Mix cornstarch mixture into boiling water until it thickens
4. Remove from stove and let cool to room temperature
5. Whisk egg whites and yogurt into mixture until thoroughly mixed
   • Optionally add a pinch of salt to give it a more realistic taste

Sweet Tooth Cum

Ingredients:

• 250mL water
• 1 Tbps cornstarch
• 1 – 1.5 tea spoons sugar

Instructions:

1. Mix some water with the cornstarch until fully dissolved
2. Mix all ingredients in pan and bring to boil on stove
3. Mix together until all combined and then let cool for 15 – 30 minutes

Body Safe and Ingestible

Coconut Cum

Ingredients:

• Coconut cream (the thick part of full-fat coconut milk)
• Optional: Flavoring extracts (vanilla, almond, etc.)

Instructions:
1. Scoop out the thick coconut cream from a can of chilled full-fat coconut milk.
2. If desired, add a few drops of flavoring extract for a subtle taste.

Thick & Chunky Greek Yogurt Cum

Ingredients:

• Plain Greek yogurt
• Optional: Honey or maple syrup (for sweetness and a touch more viscosity)

Instructions:

1. Use plain Greek yogurt as a base.
   • If desired, add a small amount of honey or maple syrup to sweeten and thicken the mixture.

Velvet Cum

Ingredients:

• Cornstarch
• Water
• Plain Yogurt

Instructions:

1. Place a tablespoon of cornstarch in a bowl
2. Mix in water until you have the consistency of a creamy latte
3. Mix in the yogurt

Quick Note

You may notice that I have a recipe that’s only Cornstarch and water in the body safe and not in the body safe and ingestible category. This is because ingesting just cornstarch can lead to constipation, so it’s really going to depend on the amounts…do so at your own risk.

Important Notes

• Safety First: Always perform an allergy test on a small area of skin before applying any of these mixtures, even if the ingredients are considered safe.
• Raw Eggs: While egg whites are generally safe to consume, there’s a small risk of salmonella. Use pasteurized egg whites if possible, especially if the recipient has a compromised immune system.
• Clean Up: These recipes are generally easy to clean with soap and water. However, some fabrics may stain, so be mindful of where you use them.
• Storage: While you can store them in an airtight container in the refrigerator, it’s best just to throw it out and make fresh batches as needed.
• Consent: Always discuss the use of any fluids or substances with your partner beforehand to ensure everyone is comfortable and consenting.
• Sugar: Be mindful of any sugary recipes as they may not be safe for vaginas. Ladies, keep an eye out for yeast infections.

Beyond the Basics

• Experiment with Colors and Flavors: Add a few drops of food coloring or flavoring extracts to customize your creation.
• Adjust Consistency: Play with the ingredient ratios to achieve your preferred thickness and texture.
• Get Creative: Explore other ingredients like aloe vera gel, gelatin, or even flavored lubricants for unique variations.

Remember, the goal is to have fun and create a fulfilling experience for both you and your partner. Experiment with different recipes and find what works best for your individual needs and preferences.

Ready-Made Options

While DIY can be fun, sometimes convenience wins! If you’d rather skip the mixing and get straight to the action, there are excellent commercial options available. Here are a few popular choices:

• Bad Dragon Cum Lube®: Known for its slick, slippery, and stringy consistency, this lube closely resembles the real deal. It’s versatile, safe for silicone toys, and made in the USA.
  • Key Features: Water-based, non-toxic, paraben-free.
• Master Series Jizz: This lube boasts a creamy texture that mimics real cum. It’s water-based, making it compatible with most toys, and is ideal for filling squirting dildos.
  • Key Features: Doesn’t stain, 100% safe to use.
• Doc Johnson Bust It Nut Butter: This unique formula blends silicone and water for a hybrid lube with a realistic cum-like appearance and texture.
  • Key Features: Paraben-free, glycerin-free, sugar-free, PETA-certified.

Important Considerations When Buying

• Ingredients: Always check the ingredient list for potential allergens or sensitivities.
• Intended Use: Make sure the product is designed for your intended use (e.g., anal sex, oral sex, external use).
• Toy Compatibility: If you plan to use it with toys, ensure it’s compatible with the toy’s material.
• Reviews: Read reviews from other users to get an idea of the product’s performance and satisfaction.